If you feel as bad as I do right now, you're probably in need of some help and if you're like me and drink obscure amounts of alcohol ,without tending to your limit, you'll be no doubt be hungover as fuck right now.
Here's my routine of making the day after a little less painful.
1. Bacon
Legit one my favourite things in the world. Nothing beats a bacon roll with an insane amount of barbecue sauce. Perfect.
2. Go for a long walk
You might be thinking, "Wait, what? I have to get out of my bed?", but it's honestly the best possible cure for a hangover headache. Nothing clears your head more than a good walk.
3. Listen to acoustic pop punk
Pop punk just makes me feel incredibly happy and it's even better acoustic.
Plus how could you care about all the embarrassing things you did the night before when New Found Glory is playing?
4. Fast food
Order in one of the following: Chinese, kebab, Dominoes, Burger King, Mcdonalds etc.
Or hell, eat them all.
5. Catch up your favourite TV
Because who wouldn't want to chill back and catch up on Vampire Diaries?
6. Read some Chuck Palahniuk
You can't possibly be thinking about that pounding headache while engrossed in his books.
7. Don't go on Facebook
Remember those pictures of you throwing up and dancing like a sweaty beast? Yeah, you're tagged. Enjoy.
8. Avoid any mixer juice you were drinking
That juice you loved so much will now taste of death. Stay clear.
9. Go for a hot bath
Laying about relaxing, calming scents... washing off last night's sins.
10. Drink more, because why not?
And if you're very unlucky and have work or plans the next day; I'll pray for you.
